achmed the dead terrorist!

This is funny! extremely funny. Jeff made his puppet so real... that i forget he was a puppet in the 1st place!





and this one.
a Christmas special. "jingle bombs"

Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That’s when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military…

[it's not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead
or I’ll kill you…

I KILL YOUOUOU!

my lame joke of the day!


Of all the singh in the world,
which singh can walk on a tight rope?

ans: "Balance-singh"


kah kah kah! got it?

As promised, im gonna post all lame jokes that have crossed my mind/ that ive picked up/ purposely create/ be it in bm or english or tamil. here. coz seriously. Bosan. nothing else better to do.

(p/s : to a certain individual whom may it concern, i know i made this promise 2 years ago. and now i found the right time and the right mindset (bored enough) to do it. And the point is, i did wat i wanna do. !SincerelY!. hahaha! :)

This may suck donkey balls now, but u'll like it soon~

think of it this way, an archive of crap be it funny or not that can be found nowhere else but here. (seriously, dun trust all other 'daily joke in e-mail websites... theirs are boringggggg)

peace!