achmed the dead terrorist!

This is funny! extremely funny. Jeff made his puppet so real... that i forget he was a puppet in the 1st place!





and this one.
a Christmas special. "jingle bombs"

Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back.
I have a nasty plan
for Christmas in Iraq.
I got through checkpoint A,
but not through checkpoint B.
That’s when I got shot in the ass
by the US Military…

[it's not funny!]

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins
that Bin Laden promised me?
Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
U.S. soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left
is this towel up on my head.

I used to be a man,
but every time I cough,
thanks to Uncle Sam,
my nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done.
I need to find some work.
Perhaps it would be much safer
as a convenient store night clerk.

Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs
I think I got screwed.
Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead
or I’ll kill you…

I KILL YOUOUOU!

my lame joke of the day!


Of all the singh in the world,
which singh can walk on a tight rope?

ans: "Balance-singh"


kah kah kah! got it?

As promised, im gonna post all lame jokes that have crossed my mind/ that ive picked up/ purposely create/ be it in bm or english or tamil. here. coz seriously. Bosan. nothing else better to do.

(p/s : to a certain individual whom may it concern, i know i made this promise 2 years ago. and now i found the right time and the right mindset (bored enough) to do it. And the point is, i did wat i wanna do. !SincerelY!. hahaha! :)

This may suck donkey balls now, but u'll like it soon~

think of it this way, an archive of crap be it funny or not that can be found nowhere else but here. (seriously, dun trust all other 'daily joke in e-mail websites... theirs are boringggggg)

peace!

Wohoo!!
finally, got spare time to spend for blogging! This year's raya is not that prosperous for me. My total angpau collection got lesser each year. the worst part is.. my modem got struck by lightning during raya!

that lightning cracked open that chip, exposing the semiconductor inside. Funny it didnt burn my pc together wit it. however it was a powerful lightning tho..

This is my phone line socket. The cover (also burnt and broken) was BLOWN 2 meters away from this socket. And the carnage dosent end there... my hub was burnt too (pic not included). Now i hav to buy all this things again. Socket+modem+hub = my duit raya cant cover this! DAMMIt! but Thank God mY pc is ok! phew*

Hope this is a lesson to u guys! NevEr LeaVe yr Pc oN When U balik KampUng!!

Beautiful Girls became ugly when they open their mouth

Dun get me wrong.. i love girls! but this one make me love them even more!

Paint yr own Aircraft

Look wat i found 2 years ago and re-found it again..

Its an aircraft paintwork designed by Alizee when she's a kid. its a drawing competition by a france bajet airline(i think), winner get their masterpiece painted as a promo aircraft. So happened that she won!

Yess her! The Alizee who makes Madonna's la isla bonita sounds like crapp. And more good news... Her new album is comming out at the End of the month! Hope it still sounds good as the previous ones ... till then! Adios!

Take 5!

Man! its been a long week. Wit studies and unpreviewed exams. ive Just completed my second phase of the class... and hopefully i ace it! One thing i like about my instructor is that he have this catchy philipines accent.. thats coz he's from philipines (duhh!!) he's likely to pronounce things like:

Circle = SEER-kul
Eagle = EE-gol
or
Statue = STAY-choo

Its damn cool. keeps me awake @ class. to understand is basically to distingish the difference between the letters "P" and "F" as well as "V" and "B"
So,... what if he wanna say... 'Mass Starvation'? hahahaha! guess!!

ispy wit my little eye... ipod accesories!

I didnt go to law yat justnow when i didnt saw all this cool new accessories for the ever-omnipotent iPod. for thoese who dunno wat iPod is... its a device produced and sold by Apple iNc. It plays mp3's, and breaks two minutes after the warranty runs out.



Here r some of those Unnecessary accessories....

iPot: SiT back and relax as iPot sooths your iSoul. ThiS new iPod has all new colorful screen effects to enjoy your iPot even more and come wiTh a compliMentary track of your choiCe by Bob Marley.
iStink: iStink giVes you 24hrs of apple scented freshness
iBrick: iBrick converts from an iPod to a doorstop after your iWarranty iExpires
iNcest: iNcest giVes you and your chiLdren hours of pleasure
PoD!: iPod upside down, an appliCation which turns the screen the wrong way around
iJklmnopqrstuvwxyz: Teaches the full alphabet
iRetard: Keep your retards iN liNe with thiS! iF you catch them jerkiNg off to gay porn just stiCk the cattle prod attachment found below the strap on diLdo attachment and apply pressure to iNeck. iF that doesn't work then cum on them wiTh your iSpooge.
iNviSiBle: iNviSiBle Makes your iPod nano 69 times smaller
iSpooge: ThiS iS used to create cum, can't guarantee your mother wont get pregnant whiLe usiNg thiS.
iRection: iN conjuctiOn wiTh PfiZer Corps comes the latest iN bedroom accessoriEs, the iRection comes iN buiLt with 10 doses of MycoxafloppiN, and MydiXafaiLiN, the sciEnce style names for the maiN iNgredient of ValiUm. Now, wiTh all these iCcessories, iF only you had an iGiRl.


iBomb ThiS cool iPod can blow up at any tiMe, wiTh a siNgle touch on the pad. BatteriEs not iNcluded.
iBomber A must-have for the iBomb.
iBottle ThiS new iPod accesory allows you to strap your iPod to a 4 gallon water bottle. GiVe to the people you hate because all people who aren't iDiots know that iPods aren't water proof!
iBrator -Give Eve her apple

iQuit: A very useful accessory desiGned to keep the human populatiOn in check. The iQuit teaches the user the many fun arts of suiCiDe. Bought mostly by men who hate theiR mother-iN-laws.
iGum Ever just bored and siTtiNg around doiNg nothiNg? Well, wiTh iGum, you can chew your musiC! .... ok you come up with an iDea... jeez
iSplode wiLl make your head a splode by liSteniNg



iForget: Uhh... iForgot what thiS one does....
iRemember Uhh... iDamn, iI was itoo ibusy istudying ithe iI's ithat iI iforgot iagain.

iBox: Lets you play Crappy games on your iPod, wiTh a 2 miNute liFespan of your battery.
iStupiD: iF you are iNcapable of beiNg stupid, then iStupiD iS for you. iStupiD comes wiTh 34 diFferent portable softwares that wiLl enhance one's capabiLiTiEs of mental retardatiOn anywhere.
iSpy: WITH MY LITTLE EYE, SOMETHING BEGGINING WITH i!!!
iKKK:Apple's raciAlly controversiAl supporters. Set of three. Comes wiTh flaming cross and x-rated raciAl remarks.



iMug The iMug iS capable of iNcreasing your chances of gettiNg mugged whiLe carryiNg your iPod iN dark alleys.
iVirus Causes any iProduct to malfunctiOn, diSplayiNg iSuck on the screen. ThiS allows for anyone to get iNsurance money from Apple and buy a real thiNg.
iCondom Stop your iPod from beiNg african... BUY AN iCONDOM
iMaturiTy For non-iMature people. ThiS, however, was quiCkly diScontiNued after iT was diScovered that those who buy iPods have thiS already had thiS as an attriBute of theiR personaliTy.
iDiLdoPlay your iTunes whiLe gettiNg a real workout!
iBalls The newest iPod out from Apple not only can suck your balls iT doubles as a vacuum.
iPORN What a Lemon uses to get hiS pleasures.
iBliNd All your favoriTe songs in braiL!
iGayPORN What a care bear uses to get hiS pleasures.

iHole put thiNgs iN iT for pleasure.
iBeatyourMeat HJ on the go.
iRack Put all your iStuff in it.{note iRack is unstable and should not have other things put in it}
iRan Shoes that play your music and smells.
iShit SELF EXPLiNiNG...

Seriously... i got nothing else better to do... someone plz save me! aaaa (fading voice)

Time to Change!

I couldnt help thinking abt blogging lately. I used to think that blogging is just a way SOME looser nerds show who's gangsta. They cant do it in school.. so they do it in the internet. Cant blame then tho~. They can gather what self esteem or dignity they have left and use em here.

But im not here to bash this ppls. Not now.

It was later that i realise, blogging can make all the changes in someones life! i base this fact on an incedent that happened a few weeks ago. the vanessa hudgens photo scandal.

Imagine. A cute, nice looking, plesant girl. who makes her way in life as an actor in a high demand kids/teens musical show, gets her "naughty" photos leaked inthe net. Imagine what will hapen to the show and her career when parents all over the world knows sbt this.... hahaha!

Gota give credit to the damage controlling tho! not many ppls know abt this story... which is good. I dowan her to get banned from performing! coz im sick of watching Fergie, or Paris Hilton crappy music and videoclip repeating on tv. But then again... its America.. not Malaysia. Even porn stars can make it big there!Well, "another good girl gone bad" i presume.

Again! im not here to bash this sluts.

Pesonally, i would show thie pics to my children! here r some is one of em'... consider it my blog launch welcoming present! there r more but im not gonna show it due to the Adsense Policy.














Well, its a striptease for that gay-lookin Zach efron, whom recently got UP to my top 10 most respected ppls list and OUT of my top 10 gay ppls who deserves a punch in the face list bcoz of this bitch. Its not everyday u got a disney superstar dooin a striptease for u!

So, Cheers to blogsites! Eventhough my reason to start blogging is wayward, it keep me occupied @my free time and this is a beginning to many of my posts to come! Till then!